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- Name: J. Walter Puppybreath
- Age: 107
- Gender: Male
- Location: corner of North Pancreas Street and Swine Flu Boulevard--Howdyville TX US
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My Blog
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MY RUMINATIONS ABOUT VIN DIESEL
01/24/08 11:40:46 | 0 Comments
One day, Vin Diesel suddenly appeared in my mind unannounced and hijacked a rumination I was having about Floyd Patterson. So, consequently, here are some of my thoughts about Vin Diesel.
I have noticed that Vin Diesel has a human body. He is anatomically similar to most, if not all, human beings, in that his body functions in the same way that most human bodies do.
Vin Diesel has a head. Like most humans, his head is on the end of his neck. Human evolution seems to favor... -
10 QUESTIONS FOR YOU TO PONDER
01/24/08 11:09:26 | 0 Comments
1. "Would you fly in a passenger jet that was piloted by David Hasselhoff's testicles?"
It's a fairly simple scenario -- you board a passenger jet for a flight that will last several hours, and just as it is about to take off, the stewardess announces that the usual pilot is sick and that David Hasselhoff's testicles will be flying the plane. Sure enough, you see a nervous David Hasselhoff in the cockpit right before they shut the door, and he's slowly... -
ALL SWELL THAT END SWELL
01/24/08 10:54:44 | 0 Comments
Rhett Lobster and his pal, "Shrimp" Scampi, were walking down the street one day when suddenly a blizzard of watermelons, bowling balls, and rotten eggs began to rain down upon their hometown of Howdyville, and several famous television newscasters and their families came creeping out of every doorway in sight, lurking around in scary monster poses just like the ones that I, The Author, used to assume in order to terrify my nieces and nephews whenever I was forced to babysit for them...
